May 9, 1945, Mother Russia defeated the Nazis in WWII. Come gather with your comrades and celebrate driving the fascist dogs out of the Motherland. This isn't some leftist commie party, so don't get any ideas about smashing the bourgeoisie or reading your favorite excerpts from Das Capital to the crowd.

WTAF Why?

The excuse for the party is justified by the 81st victory day parade held in the Red Square! This parade celebrates the Russian victory over the Nazis in WWII, not to be mistaken for what counts as fascism today. Dawn your track suits, fur coats, or grandpa's old Soviet uniform and throw back some vodka for our fallen comrades.

Complimentary Food

We will be serving Russian food and traditional drink. Examples are borscht, pelmeni, Georgian salad, pickled vegetables, and some dessert I haven't decided on yet. I'll spare you the pickled herring.

Complimentary Booze

A proper vodka station with pickles and dark bread will be complimentary. Along with some Russian beer if they allow us to buy it at total wine, supposedly we live in a free country where beer from other countries are banned (What free market). You can count on the staples like domestic beer and whiskey if you don't like Rooski Brewski.

Music

Russian music from folk, to rock and Russian Hard Bass will be played in different rooms of the event. Yeah believe or not the Russians have music too, and It ain't no Taylor Swift.

Games

The game room will host T-34 vs Tiger (It's a tank battle game for da boys), and of course the classic "my neighbor is a capitalist pig dog" and our standard "Social Bingo" game. These are custom games we develop specifically for the party.

Timeline

Food served between 6pm-8pm (Leftovers Available All Night) If things get bad then out comes the herring and caviar.

DJ Danger at 9pm. I dropped some fresh beats for this party.

Costume Contest 10pm

Dress like any Russian between 1945 and present day. Yes, you can pass as Mikheil Gorbachev if you have some crazy birth mark on your head, or you can wear a skin tight suit like that Russian guy who sings with his tongue. Who was that Russian boxer in the Nintendo Mike Tyson boxing game, Soda Popinski?

Costumes encouraged, but not required. Don't be that guy or gal with the "This is my costume shirt". Seriously, we won't throw you into the gulag if you don't wear a costume, but..... Just kidding, everyone is welcome, except capitalists, they can suck some proletariat D...... Seriously, even commies and libertarians are welcome, even without costumes.

-THIS IS A FREE EVENT WITH INVITE CARD (Disregard Facebook invites)

LOCATION

518 ROCK ST, HANNIBAL 6PM-11PM